Coffee that's Roasted with Passion and Smuggled with Care.

Escape the ordinary. Coffee that fuels your getaway.

Roasting & Shipping Process

Expect reliable, thoughtfully paced shipping—because fast often means stale. Your coffee is roasted fresh after you order, ensuring it arrives ready to hit peak flavor at your doorstep.

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Coffee so good it should be illegal!

Quid Pro Joe

Our Secret

In the clandestine world of coffee, where every cup carries a secret, geography is the key ingredient. From misty mountain peaks to sun-drenched valleys, the land shapes each bean like a carefully guarded treasure. The deep, earthy richness of a South American roast or the bright, fruity kick of an African blend isn’t just luck—it’s the work of nature’s finest terrain and the skilled hands of the farmers who nurture it. Altitude, sunlight, and technique all play their part, crafting a flavor that whispers of the region it came from. Because in the world of coffee, the story of the land is written in every sip.

Roast to Order

We don’t cut corners—every order is roasted-to-order and hand-packed with the care and precision of a bootlegger guarding their finest stash. Our secret weapon? Freshness. We roast your coffee to perfection and ship whole beans the very same day, while ground coffee goes out the day after roasting. This means you get the freshest, boldest brew on the market, delivered right to your door. No delays, no compromises—just coffee so fresh, it’s practically criminal. Because when it comes to flavor, we believe in delivering nothing short of the best.

The Bee's Knees

We bootleg the best, top-shelf coffee that sets itself apart from the other everyday grinds. Our premium coffee is the real McCoy, sourced from the most coveted regions around the globe. Every bean is handpicked like contraband, carefully roasted to perfection to bring out bold, rich flavors that hit the palate with the precision of a perfectly planned heist. Smooth, full-bodied, and unforgettable, this isn’t your average cup—it’s a first-class brew crafted for those who know the value of quality. If you’re after a cup that’s as luxurious as it is rebellious, look no further.